I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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