Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
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