So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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