no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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