Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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