The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
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So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
Thank you for holding my vodka while the police let me ride their horse.
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
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Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
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