I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
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