how do flat chested girls get laid?
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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