Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
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every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
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I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
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