how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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