I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
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