If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
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