But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
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