Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
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