the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
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