Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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