I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
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The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
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Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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