Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
Just got a message from a guy on a dating site who says he helped me remove lime pulp from my eye in a club toilet 2 weeks ago.
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All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
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there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed