i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
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her body is proportioned like a family guy character
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
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I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
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