ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
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