I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
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My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
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We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
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