That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
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when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
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SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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