wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
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