Even the bartender felt bad for me
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
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spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
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He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
Drunk is not a location!
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