This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
I'm at about main and main street
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
A drank guy in the ER just sang Trouble to me and when he sang 'Lying on the cold hard ground' he threw himself onto the ground and landed on the wrist he'd just broken. Thirsty Thursday is weird already and it's not even 5.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
I'm bleeding and have questions
Randomize
