I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
...so i touched it.
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
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Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
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We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
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