And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
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I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
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he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
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