I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Ew, dude I just walked in on my boss masturbating in the supply room at the restaurant. He didn't see me so I quickly shut the door and pretended like it didn't happen. And then literally five minutes later he came up to me and cupped my face with his hands and told me what a great employee I was. I got a promotion but I'm fucking scarred for life. I can't stop cringing.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
Maybe he injected his testicle?
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
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