What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
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