Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
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I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
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Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
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