brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
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she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
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Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
I used an emoji to tell him I was pregnant. I should feel bad about that, right?
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things ππ
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
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