I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
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my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So essentially hes paying me $150k/year for the rest of his career to not have sex
SERIOUSLY? WTF! why cant I find a super hot, super gay, super conservative christian NFL player in need of a beard?
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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