just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
Just realized I probably only have one more wedding where I can say I fucked the bride.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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