...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
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