The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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