she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
That fat broad you banged out last night is still here and I can hear her snoring through the living room wall. I would leave, but I don't want to come home to an empty fridge.
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
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