We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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