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My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
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will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
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She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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