so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
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You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
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does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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