Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
You can't just leave with hair like that
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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