that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
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