wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
Sober January is a disaster.
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
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I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
Randomize