1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
Randomize
