What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
What a dumb baby whore.
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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