It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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