Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
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