After you puked you called ur mom and told her you fucked on her bed, then u said "Have a good night mommy!" hung up and passed out on my couch
that would explain 17missed calls and 3 very angry voicemails from her
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Randomize
