Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
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For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
Our kitchen sink faucet is leaking, so I set a pitcher under it to catch water for Kool-Aid tomorrow rather than turn on the faucet. The environment owes me.
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
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At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
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