Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
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I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
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I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
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