It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
Hotel room at 3 am. She's 42. Stockings and heels. All because I opened with a joke about cougar hunting. We'll high-five later.
did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
I woke up under a house in Key West
And then he peed in my hair
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