i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
My phone autocorrects "pooping" to "popping" and I'm like DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME??!
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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