Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
Randomize
