Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
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What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
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I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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