umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
Randomize
