Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
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